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They’re called Shag Carpets because they. Because when you. Shag carpets they are f. Beca

I have lots of happy dreams. Sometimes it feels like my waking life is mediocre and it is only my dreams that are pleasant. But then I remember that my dreams are built on a foundation of memory. If I can be happy in a collage of experiences, I can be happy when I’m awake too, actually experiencing them.

The one good thing about the several months I spent with impaired hearing is that I couldn’t be distracted by all the little noises in my environment (even if those noises were people calling my name and trying to talk to me)

I get why some animals are startled by their reflections, but what baffles me is that some animals just don’t react to mirrors at all. Do they know it’s their reflection, but just don’t care? Do they think, “Ah yes the illusion rock, creates an illusion of there being another guy here, I’ll ignore it”? Do they not even realize that there is a facsimile of an animal there at all, because they judge their surroundings more on smell and sound? How can any creature see their reflection without pausing to look

“Can God make a rock he can’t lift?” Well, Phineas and Ferb made an Escape Room they couldn’t escape

Spread your legs and fly

The bacteria in your stomach love you

The mites on your skin love you

The ants in your pantry love you

And when you die, if you are lucky, the creatures of the dirt will love you

You are a part of the world

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When I was 12 someone tried to gently impress upon me the truth that I’m not always right, and that’s okay. The issue was that in that particular instance, I was right, so I learned nothing

Just remembered an exercise we did in college, where we split up into groups to talk about polygamy and what we thought the maximum number of people who can get married should be. My group settled on five people, but one group said it should go up to twenty. Can you imagine sharing assets w twenty people?? If one of them builds up a huge debt paying gacha games they burden nineteen other people with that debt? If one of them commits a crime and nineteen people could plead the fifth? If one person wants to leave and they have to go through one twentieth of a divorce? One twentieth of child custody? One of them go into a coma and nineteen people have power of attorney? At what point do you stop being a marriage and start being a citystate

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Long time no see.

Close up of panes below!

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[Image ID: A digital art piece in the style of a stained glass window. In the middle is Jonathan Sims from the Magnus Archives. He is standing with his head turned facing the viewers left. His right arm is raised up holding a tape recorder and his left arm is spread outward to the viewer’s right with a fire surrounding his hand, which is scarred. He is wearing a long-sleeved off-white collared shirt under a long-sleeve green sweater, brown pants, and dark brown shoes. He has medium brown skin and greying, dark brown hair tied back in a ponytail with long bangs going to his chin. He is wearing circular glasses. The visible lens is dark blue and his eye is closed behind it. There are red rectangles on his face and a red scar on his throat. 

The window is arched and split into ten panes. The topmost pane has the logo for the Magnus Institute, an illustration of an owl, in green. The owl is surrounded by three concentric circles: the inner-most circle is dark green and is offset to lay at the bottom of the middle circle; the middle circle is lighter green with the text “Vigilo - Opperior - Audio” at the top; the outermost circle is lime green with tan eye-like designs within. The background of the top pane looks like tan bricks. Below the topmost pane the second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eight, and ninth panes are each paired side-by-side. 

The second pane shows a calm ocean and blue sky with fluffy clouds in the top left and right corners. 

The third pane shows a darker blue ocean with a red sky. There is a boat in the middle of the pane. Above the boat is an off-white skull with dark red tendrils coming out of it. One of the tendrils is wrapped around the boat. 

The fourth pane is partially obscured by Jon’s head and right hand. The background is light tan. There are white spider webs in the top left, top right, and bottom right corners of the pane. A large wasp hive with larvae sticking out from it partially covers the right-most webs. A wooden puppet of Annabelle Cane is in the bottom left of the pane. She is wearing a black top hat, a white collared shirt, blue overalls, and a purple bow around her neck. She has brown skin and no face aside from lips with purple lipstick. Beneath the top hat there is a spider web on the right of her head. She is reaching up to the top hat with her right hand. Her left arm resting by her side. Golden honey combs partially cover Annabelle. A spider hangs from the leftmost spiderweb, hanging above the tape recorder being held by Jon. 

The fifth pane is partially obscured by Jon’s head. The background of this pane is varying tones of brown and resembles camouflage. A grey hand with a gun comes out from the left of the pane. It is pointed at the head of a deer. The camouflage behind the head of the deer is red. Another grey hand comes up from the bottom of the pane holding a knife. The knife lines up with Jon’s left shoulder, which has a red wound overlaying his clothing. Behind Jon’s shoulder, the camouflage is also red. 

The sixth pane is partially obscured by Jon’s elbow and body. The pane has a splotchy overlay. The background of the pane is chaotic lines splitting up patches of cyan, magenta, and yellow. Behind Jon is a circular spiral that feeds into a red wound overlaying Jon’s clothes on the right side of his stomach. There are two doors floating in the pane, both with splotches of cyan, magenta, and yellow and a black knob. 

The seventh pane is partially obscured by Jon’s arm and body. The background is light red. It has illustrations of various human bones, including a rib cage, hands, arms, legs, and pelvis. The pane lines up with Jon’s left side, which has two ribs drawn overlaying his clothing.

The eighth pane is partially obscured by Jon’s right leg. The pane has a dirty overlay. The background is tan. There are two mounds of dirt, one of which has a shovel stuck inside. A coffin is in the foreground. 

The ninth pane is partially obscured by Jon’s left leg. The background is magenta. Several comedy and tragedy masks are in the background. A red pipe organ with golden pipes is in the mid-ground. A circus tent and clown doll dressed in yellow are in the foreground. 

The tenth pane is one large rectangular pane that spans the entire bottom of the window. The pane is made up of greyish-blue clouds. Tendrils of fog overlay Jon’s legs and feet. /end ID]

Can’t believe I forgot to post this. I made a Magnus Archives music video!

If you live w me long enough you’ll notice that I self-soothe like a baby. If I’m lonely in the middle of the night you’ll hear me singing “bababa” from my bed.

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My mom and I were talking about friendship bracelets and I said I didn’t have anyone to give one to and she said “That’s not true. You have plenty of… friend…”