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I was that kid in preschool who would use advanced game theory to win in rock paper scissors

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seriousjones:

hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge

(via samirows)

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totallynotagentphilcoulson:

See this is what happens when 95% of the entries into a contest like this are joke flavors like “brony cum” or “parental disappointment” or “like this flavor or I punch a baby”

(via snidget-vine)

Source: unironicallynerdy
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  • Question: What do you think Snape would say to Harry after he found out that Harry had named his son after him? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    simplypotterheads:

    "I have no interest in sharing my name with a Potter. 10 points from Gryffindor.”

    -Ashley

Source: simplypotterheads
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princedoki:

u ever like have a crush but its not a crush its not romantic ur just like “-looks into persons eyes- u….r my bro………….4ever……………..our broship will never die…………..ill fight 4 u in HELL we ride……………..ride………….ride on the roads of bro hell 2gether………………………………..”

(via snidget-vine)

Source: princedoki
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dennys:

roses are red
violets are blue
syrup is sugary
and boy howdy do i love syrup
come on now
give me some more of that syrup!
all the syrup ya got!
oh, um, and yadda yadda yadda
something that rhymes with blue.

Source: dennys
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modestdemidov:

swaggiegreaser:

samirows:

smilingeridan:

ah yes, i call this masterpiece “waist up character faces left with neutral expression”

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OH MY GOD

this makes me feel better

(via snidget-vine)

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sylvie-divine:

Best political cartoons.

(via tic-tac-bergerac)

Source: sylvie-divine
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agentmlovestacos:

There is no greater Guardians/Parks & Rec gif mashup than this.

via chrisisoninfiniteearths:

Fantastic.

(via samirows)

Source: msfili
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asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

(via tic-tac-bergerac)

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daintyurbanprincess:

cho-yu:

racebending:

chosengamer:

jamietheignorantamerican:

Go Forth and Educate Yourselves!

I’d also highly recommend watching the Jane Elliot Brown-eye/Blue-eye experiments, which can be found here:

Not only should you educate yourself but use this for good. Look around you and help others who don’t have this privilege. Hiring, donating, community service, etc.

After this post went viral, the original artist had to delete their tumblr because they were inundated with death threats.

There were people more offended by this comic than offended by the existence of racial disparities—to the point where they threatened this artist’s life.

people are fucking disgusting, I hope the original artist is doing okay now because they are an amazing person to draw this.

This is important for everyone to see I feel

(via canadiancop)

Source: jamietheignorantamerican
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talonflarne:

if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”

(via snidget-vine)

Source: deddene
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  • Question: Why aren't you 'ready for hillary'? x - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    theimmaculateabortion:

    jenihead:

    mangoestho:

    hairymanhatinglesbian:

    There are a couple of reasons.

    1. She sat on the Walmart board for 6 years and then didn’t do anything when they waged war against the workers and their unions (X)

    2. She voted in favor of the Iraq war (X)

    3. She is into free trade agreements (even if she is formally against some of the policies, she still maintains that she supports the principles of them) (X)

    4. She supports a border fence in Israel and wholeheartedly believes Israel deserves “safety and security” (X)

    5. She supports performance based pay for public schools (X)

    6. She also believes charter schools help failing public schools (X)

    7. She wants to maintain US hegemony, increase the defense budget and she supports the death penalty (X)

    8. She said, “I am adamantly against illegal immigrants” and supported the border wall (X)

    9. She supported DOMA and thinks civil unions are good enough for “equal rights” (X) I’m not interested in marriage for us queers, but she is on the other side of the issue entirely saying that she is against marriage for same sex partners but is pro civil unions. The reason civil unions were created was to create a new way to oppress and otherize systematically. 

    10. She wants more police, vigil antes and harsher prison sentences (X)

    I’m sure there are more. But honestly she’s very moderate and I see her being really exciting for the young dems because she’s a woman but ultimately her policies will reflect those of the old white dudes (and obama bc his policies aren’t anything to praise either) that came before her.

    trash ass hillary

    i know so many people that need to read this (plus the sources)

    I like Hillary but yikes I did not know any of this

Source: hairymanhatinglesbian
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teamfreekickass:

kreativedragon:

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Some are dark skinned

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Some are light skinned

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Some are big and some are small

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Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

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But no matter what

If you put them together

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And blend them up

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They taste pretty darn good

I’m getting you professional help. 

(via ruinedchildhood)

Source: kreativedragon